Chiefs coach won’t resign

From ESPN: Hermione Edwards, the head coach of Kansas City Chiefs, an armoured catch team in the NFL, will not step down from his position. “We’ve won 2 of our last 23 games. Things are not looking that bad”, Edwards told the media. “It’s not like we’re losing by a lot. Even in our week five 34-0 loss to Carolina I felt like we were doing most things right. We’ve got the Tight End position nailed just perfectly, it’s just the rest of the team that needs a bit of work.” Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalez leads NFL in reception yardage and touchdowns for his position.

“I don’t see how people could blame me for our lack of success anyway” Edwards continued, “I’m not the one running around and dropping the ball where it counts. I just make faces at the sidelines. You might as well crucify the towel boy!”