Fast food worker to resign

Burger King employee in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, has announced resignation from his position as a “Crew Member” at the restaurant chain’s 2nd Avenue West location. Citing “creative differences”, the man known for his capability to conjure up a mean Whopper, released his statement to local media on Friday afternoon.

Who Resigns? was unable to reach The King himself or any member of Burger King management team for comments on the situation. Locals fear this could put unbearable strain on the other 39 fast food restaurants in the city of 34,000 people over the holiday season. John McSpoon, an East Hill resident, put the fears of many in words: “What am I supposed to do for Christmas dinner? Take my family to Wendy’s? Yeah right. Money doesn’t grow on trees in these parts.”