Who Resigns? » Canada http://www.whoresigns.com Resignation news from all over the world Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:43:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Fast food worker to resign http://www.whoresigns.com/2008/12/fast-food-worker-to-resign/ http://www.whoresigns.com/2008/12/fast-food-worker-to-resign/#comments Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:18:38 +0000 Double James Toaster http://www.whoresigns.com/?p=40 Employee faces the KingBurger King employee in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, has announced resignation from his position as a “Crew Member” at the restaurant chain’s 2nd Avenue West location. Citing “creative differences”, the man known for his capability to conjure up a mean Whopper, released his statement to local media on Friday afternoon.

Who Resigns? was unable to reach The King himself or any member of Burger King management team for comments on the situation. Locals fear this could put unbearable strain on the other 39 fast food restaurants in the city of 34,000 people over the holiday season. John McSpoon, an East Hill resident, put the fears of many in words: “What am I supposed to do for Christmas dinner? Take my family to Wendy’s? Yeah right. Money doesn’t grow on trees in these parts.”

]]> http://www.whoresigns.com/2008/12/fast-food-worker-to-resign/feed/ 0 Steven Harper resigns? http://www.whoresigns.com/2008/12/steven-harper-resigns/ http://www.whoresigns.com/2008/12/steven-harper-resigns/#comments Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:13:44 +0000 Double James Toaster http://www.whoresigns.com/?p=3 Steven Harper, a hobgoblinSteven Harper, the Prime Minister of United Provinces of Canada, has announced  he wants to step down from his throne. A short video was released by the Coalition of opposition parties; New Democratic Party, Liberal Party and Bloc Quebecois. Tears in his eyes, reading words from a piece of paper to a shaky camera, Harper said: “I realize I no longer have the nation behind me and I believe it is therefore incumbent upon me to relinquish the reins of government. As my reign of greed and selfishness comes to an end, I, for one, welcome our new Coalition masters”. After the announcement NDP leader Jack Layton appeared, holstering his handgun, and thanking Harper for coming to his senses.

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